Jake Bits 16 Feb 2012

PETCO SUED FOR ACCIDENTALLY CUTTING OFF DOG'S EAR

Hawaii: A Petco groomer accidentally cut off part of a dog's

ear while grooming her and tried to cover up the mistake by

gluing the ear back on.

MAN HAS HEART ATTACK WHILE EATING AT

THE HEART ATTACK GRILL

Las Vegas, Nevada: An unidentified man suffered cardiac arrest while

eating the Triple Bypass Burger at The Heart Attack Grill. The burger

contains 6,000 calories.

MAN KILLED OVER DOG POOP

Philadelphia, PA: Tyrirk Harris, 27, is accused of killing his neighbor,

Franklin Santana, 47, because Santana's dogs were relieving themselves in

Harris' yard. There had argued about the dogs in the past.

Jake Bits 15 Feb 2012

STATE INSPECTOR SEARCHES CHILDREN'S LUNCH BOXES

Fayetteville, NC: A state inspector inspector searched lunch boxes at the

West Hoke Elementary School checking to see if the lunches met state

nutritional requirements. A school lunch was provided to the kids who's

home made lunch fell short of the requirement.

VALENTINE GIFT CAUSES POWER OUTAGE

Huntington Beach, CAL: A runaway heart shaped balloon shorted out a substation

knocking out power to more then 15,000.

Jake Bits 14 Feb 2012

US SUPREME COURT JUSTICE ROBBED

Justice Stephen Breyer and his wife were robbed by a man armed with a machete

while at their West Indies vacation home. The robber made off with $1,000.

COPS, CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES VISIT DAD

WHO SHOT DAUGHTER'S LAPTOP

Stanley, NC: The man who shot his daughter's laptop and posted

the video of it on FaceBook, was visited by the police and child

protective services. Dad and daughter wee interviewed separately.

FAMILY ASKS JUDGE TO REMOVE 'UNDER GOD'

FROM PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

Action, MASS: The unidentified atheists are not claiming their first amendment,

but are challenging the pledge on the Massachusetts Constitution

guarantee of equal protection.

Jake Bits 13 Feb 2012

MYSTERY DISEASE KILLING THOUSANDS IN CENTRAL AMERICA

A mysterious epidemic has killed 24,000 in El Salvador, and 2,000 in Nicaragua while

striking thousands of others with chronic kidney disease.

Jake Bits 12 Feb 2012

WHITNEY HOUSTON DEAD AT 48

Beverly Hills, CA: Pop queen found dead in a bathtub in her 4th floor room

at the Beverly Hilton.

MAN GETS $300,000 FOR BEING KICKED BY POLICE

Henderson, Nevada: Adam Greene, 38, who

has been diabetic for 26 years, was on his way to work when he began

to suffer from insulin shock. A cop following Greene thought he was drunk.

Dashboard video shows cops pulling Greene out of his car, slamming him to the road, handcuffing him, then kicking him in the face and side.

CHAINSAW WIELDING THUG ATTACKS PUB PATRONS

Hull, England: After being told to put out his cigarette, Dean Dinnen, 24,

went out to his car and returned moments later with a running chainsaw threatening

customers and wrecking everything in his path.

Jake Bits 11 Feb 2012

'CLOUD TSUNAMI' ROLLS OVER FLORIDA CONDOS

Panama City Beach, Florida: Amazing photos of fog rolling in over high rise condos

looking eerily like giant waves crashing over the buildings.

FATHER SHOOTS HIS DAUGHTER'S LAPTOP

North Carolina: Tommy Jordan was installing new software on his daughter's

laptop when he discovered a her private post on Facebook criticizing him. he took her laptop

outside and, while sitting in a lawn chair, made a YouTube video about what she

wrote, then shot he laptop 7 times.

ARRESTED FOR A FART COMMENT

Ellisville, Mississippi: Harold Wayne Hadley, Jr., 19, passed a note to his friend

saying he had passed a bomb in the library of Jones County Junior College. Harold, being from the country, used the word 'bomb' for fart, which his friends knew. But the

person who discovered the discarded note didn't. Harold was arrested and if

convicted on threatening to blow up the school get get 10 years in prison.

Jake Bits10 Feb 2012

TEACHER REPORTEDLY SPRAYS FABREZE ON STUDENT

Newfoundland, Canada: An elementary school teacher is on paid leave

after reportedly after spraying a 10 year old student with

the odor eliminator Fabreze because he smelled like fish.

MAN PUTS 3 YEAR OLD IN DRYER

Zanesville, Ohio: Jamial Bayly, 40, was charged with a misdemeanor count of

child endangerment after putting a 3 year old child in a dryer and turning it

on. The child was not injured.

INDIAN TRIBE SUES BEER COMPANIES

Lincoln, Nebraska: The Oglala Sioux Tribe of South Dakota has filed a lawsuit

in Nebraska demanding $500 million for damages caused from alcohol.

The suit also targets 4 beer stores in Whiteclay, Nebraska, a town that

borders the Tribe's reservation, which sold over 5 million cans of beer despite

having a very small population.

FACEBOOK DEFRIENDING LED TO DOUBLE MURDER

Nashville, Tenn.: A Tennessee couple who defriended a woman on Facebook were

murdered by the woman's father and another man